The alternative news site, Red Noticiero, has whipped up a series of videos compiling Mexican cartel fashion. After all, today’s mercernary has to look his best when terrorizing the populace, chopping the heads off alleged snitches and enemies, and fighting anti-narco forces. The footage is set up in montages of weapons and other gear seized by law enforcement with popular narcocorrido songs providing the soundtrack. The first video above shows us the Sinaloa Cartel fancies luxurious brands like Versace.

The second clip shows the military ingenuity of Los Zetas, who create crude armored vehicles to shore up their defenses. This cartel also seems to be getting a discount at embroidery maker with all the different baseball caps, golf shirts, and flak vests stitched with the cartel’s name and insignia. Oh, and they love gold too.

In the third video, we see the Gulf Cartel likes to keep it simple with black vests, black polo shirts, and trucks with signs on the door that read “C.D.G.” But when it comes to firearms, the Gulf Cartel keeps pimping like Los Zetas and the Sinaloa Cartel.

Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación likes to put stickers on its product. Still relatively new, this cartel hasn’t reached baller status yet. There look resembles a S.W.A.T. team.

In the final video, the Knights Templar show that they’re serious about their Christian crusader approach to narco-trafficking with crests depicting crosses and Jesus Christ.